The Illuminati welcomes you. We hold you, a citizen of our shared planet, in the highest esteem.
It has come to our attention that other organizations have begun to use the Illuminati name for their own fame or monetary benefit. These are merely impostors, and will be dealt with in due time.
The Illuminati maintains no online profiles except those listed below:
Trust no organization who claims to represent the Illuminati then demands money for membership. Money means nothing to those who print it.
You are encouraged to connect with us via our Twitter profile for direct communication with representatives of your Illuminati leaders. Your questions, concerns, and requests are valid and welcome. We invite you to tell your friends and associates and become beacons for the Light.
Your loyalty is appreciated. We are always watching out for you.